I was actually catching up reading the coral thread when I got a weird error message. I was then prompted to sign in. I got this message, and this was the first inkling I had that I'd been booted and banned.
Then lo and behold! I checked my email and read their obnoxious fuck-off message. Just incredible.
At least I already moved my shop. At least I got to say goodbye. But I am totally flabbergasted. Honestly.